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Yeah I was sick last night. Must’ve been something I ate :S

Oh well, I guess it was better than school.

Well as some people may know, today (Wednesday 9th) is my birthday. Yay for being 14.

As a birthday treat, my dad (means as I hardly see him anymore) took me and my sister out to Pizza Hut. God I love this restaurant so much, and we had some nice seats next to the window. Unfortunately, there were seats in a raised area above us. A family of 4 were sitting at that table. Mother, father, and 2 children (both about 3-4). I was sitting there listening to my iPod when I felt something brush my hair. I looked up to see a fucking child stroking my head. Dang why did we have to pick that table?! He continued to peek over the wall to watch us, and he didnt stop until our food came. Yet, a minute later, his fucking sister had joined in. Hey, I want children when I’m older, but at least I will be able to control mine, and teach them manners. You can’t let your children eavesdrop on someone’s birthday treat. Heck, you can’t let them eavesdrop on anything. C’mon parents, teach your kids some manners!

Okay, so in the next few days, our class are taking a few mock exams, as we have our SATs in a month. I’m all for revising and getting us in the swing, but tomorrow our Biology teacher is going to work our butts off with that exam, and I also have a Geography project for tomorrow which I couldn’t be bothered to do any earlier. We have to watch an American movie and make a Powerpoint on what it tells us about American culture. No offence Americans, but I couldn’t give a damn. I’m British, and what the hell is a movie going to tell me?! Jeez, I hate school so much at the moment.

Yes it’s been a while since I wrote, but if I want to get into the RSBANDBInformer then I need to let my creative juices flow.

I guess I should start off my blog with a little annoying thing (no literally) I find on Xbox Live.

Yes, squeakers. 8 year olds playing games such as Gears of War, Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3 online. You have permission to call me a hypocrite, means as I am only 13, but you don’t hear me yelling down the headset with a voice that can reach frequencies mine cannot. ‘No mommy I wanted liver for dinner’ (I actually heard a guy say this and I was literally wetting myself with laughter after). ‘Mommy! Daddy! Mommy! Mommy! Daddy!’ as if they’re a robot. They act really childish too. I’d be sitting in an amazing sniping spot on Overgrown on CoD4 and some retard would come stand next to me with his M60E4 (noob LMG) and spray it around trying to kill someone, thus alerting all of the enemy team of my position. I’m screaming under my breath ‘You ****ing child! I swear if friendly fire was on your lifetime average would be 5 seconds’ /rant.

Hopefully I’ll post again soon. If not before then my next post will be on Wednesday because that is when it is my birthday.